Stuff White People Like: Driving 45 minutes to suburban Johannesburg for an organic farmers’ market

“There’s just nothing in the world like a reusable canvas bag filled with organic kale, locally produced honey and cruelty-free artisanal cheese.”

Spoken like a true white person…

As we all know, white people really like farmers’ markets.

Jenny and I like them so much, apparently, that we drove 45 minutes to suburban Johannesburg to experience the Bryanston Organic Market.

Jenny & Anna buying magical beans at the Bryanston Organic Market

Held every Thursday and Saturday on the campus of the well-to-do Michael Mount Waldorf School, the market has all the usual trappings: slat wood boxes stuffed with leeks, fennel, beets, salad greens, etc.; cardboard kits to grow your own pink oyster mushrooms; handmade soy candles; incense, necklaces and prayer flags from Tibet; and embroidered tote bags sold to benefit unemployed, immigrant women. Capitol Square in Madison, Covent Garden in London, Michael Mount in Johannesburg…it’s all the same.

And not the same.

We are, of course, in South Africa, so the dynamics are somewhat different. But the fact that it did feel like we could have been anywhere in the world is, perhaps, the most notable observation we can make. Here’s why:

With the exception of universals like shopping malls, traffic lights, odd university architecture and overpriced breakfast cereal (a box of Honeycomb goes for about $10.00 at Pick ‘n Pay), the vast majority of life here is uniquely South African. Everything comes with a mzansi twist. However, had there been stick juggling or hacky sack at Michael Mount, I would have been hard pressed to tell you whether we were in Asheville, Boulder or Corvallis. Or Johannesburg.

All of this is not to say the day wasn’t incredibly fun. It was. Joined by new friends and fellow Fulbrighters Anna and girlRyan, we meandered Michael Mount for the better part of three hours, sampling goat cheeses, buying black beans and gorging on savory and sweet pancakes. It was enough to make us repeatedly say, “Good times…” in our best NPR voices.

And it was enough to justify “Farmers’ Markets” as the #5 item on the list of stuff white people like.

I’m certain we will be back.

(Coincidentally, the first draft of this post was written in something else that white people like: a Moleskine notebook.)

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One thought on “Stuff White People Like: Driving 45 minutes to suburban Johannesburg for an organic farmers’ market

  1. Hello Ryan, there are other “farmers” markets such as in Irene as well. It is much closer to you too. Also thank you for clarifying “Ezanzi – Mzanzi – Deep South”.

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